...Ensuing Hilarity

Okay, with all that is going on in entertainment and with being away from blogging so long, I should share some fun, maybe even useful, information (and continue my love of run-on sentences and bad grammar.) Instead, I wanted to share some funny music news with you all. Namely, the tracklisting to Gay Aiken's upcoming September release:

"Right Here Waiting," originally recorded by Richard Marx
"When I See You Smile," originally recorded by Bad English
"Without You," originally recorded by Badfinger
"Lonely No More" (editor's note: Rob Thomas remake?)
"Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word," originally recorded by Elton John
"Everytime You Go Away," originally recorded by Paul Young
"Everything I Do (I Do It For You)," originally recorded by Bryan Adams
"I Want to Know What Love Is," originally recorded by Foreigner
"These Open Arms"
"Because You Loved Me," originally recorded by Celine Dion
"Here You Come Again," originally recorded by Dolly Parton
"Everything I Have," featuring William Joseph
"A Thousand Days"
"Broken Wings," originally recorded by Mr. Mister

Consider this Clay's coming out announcement. If Lance Bass did not already have a super-hot boyfriend, I would be making duet album and life partner suggestions here. Good luck playing straight promoting this trite Gaiken.